how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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