We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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