Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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