So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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