It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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