Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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