i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Randomize
