That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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