the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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