we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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