And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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