Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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