I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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