Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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