You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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