My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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