In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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