so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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