He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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