That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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