there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
They took my balls.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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