Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
