So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
