I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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