dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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