can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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