You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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