my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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