I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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