I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
