there was a trapeze. enough said
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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