oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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