Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he thought i was a dude.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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