Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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