Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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