you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It's never too late to be topless.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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