Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's blow job season.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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