FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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