I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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