This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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