so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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