I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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