This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
no you cant smoke seaweed
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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