Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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