Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just pee around me
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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