You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
how does that bad decision feel?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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