so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
