Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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