you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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