just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The beer is more important than you right now.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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