just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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